Pistachio

Ladies and gentlemen of the world of bass, welcome to my new column, Like A Virgin. Every week I will try a new thing or things that I have never done before. It's all the fun of being a born-again virgin, but without the promise ring!! Try something new every week (or every day), and I promise life will never be boring again.

I'd like to say I discovered this myself, but the truth is I opened the fridge, saw a bowl of green goo, and said to myself "Who made this delicious looking ectoplasm? I simply must try it." Usually, I am not really interested in Jell-o unless it comes in shot form, but this Jell-o pistachio pudding pushed my wig back. I have to say I cannot believe something fat-free and sugar-free and cheap tastes this good, so all my broke and dieting rave doggies out there take note.

  

 Ingesting like seven chemicals plus green food coloring cannot be good for you, but this has got to be one of the best snacks for the dog days of summer—I swear to allah my temperature went down at least five degrees while eating it. It tastes like almond flavoring with little pistachio bits so if you do not like nuts, you will not like this (and you're tripping). Regrettably, you can't make this pudding with soy or almond milk, and its not suitable for vegans or the lactose-intolerant. In that case, I offer you this.

Stay tuned 'til next week, and in the meantime check out more of my adventures at www.facebook.com/stareyezzz and www.stareyesforever.com.